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19 June 2007 submitted by Marianna Mott Newirth

when and where were you when you first heard of Ms.Hilton?
Sitting on the toilet listening to Public Radio.

do you, like, really like, think she's, like, over-exposed?
well duh.

why is she famous?
I have no f@#&ing idea.

what famous person do you compare her with and why?
The Taco Bell Chiwawa; because it didn't do much of anything and everybody still knew about it

is she a genius because she works smart and not necessarily hard?
I believe Hard is the operative word here

what do you envision in her future?
dead air space

aren't you jealous of her?
No. I pitty her, a bit. I'm jealous, perhaps, of her parents money but I know what a drag it is so, really I'm not jealous of that either

do you think she's really that attractive, talented, kind, naive, naughty or is it just an act?
I think she is misguided and spoiled. All that other crap is just media noise

what do you love/hate about her?
I love the fact that I'm not her. I hate the fact that she is being reported on on All Things Considered!

who should she marry?
her daddy's clone

what is most or least appealing about her?
I find her face appealingly annoying and her shifty little eyes annoyingly appealing

how has she managed to go beyond the infamous 15 minutes of fame?
Blow jobs

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