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Please note that the deadline for submission of PARIS HILTON issue vol.1
responses is OCTOBER 30TH!
PARIS HILTON issue vol.2 will be hitting the newsstands on DECEMBER 10TH!
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READER'S response
20 June 2007 submitted by Zoltan Kemeny
when and where were you when you first heard of Ms.Hilton?
Having lunch in a small café in Dubrovnik with Count Emirovi.
Having lunch in a small café in Dubrovnik with Count Emirovi.
do you, like, really like, think she's, like, over-exposed?
No. If anything, she's UNDER-exposed. The lighting in the sex tape was horrible.
No. If anything, she's UNDER-exposed. The lighting in the sex tape was horrible.
why is she famous?
Well, France DID name their capital after her.
Well, France DID name their capital after her.
what famous person do you compare her with and why?
Bugs Bunny. They both love to flaunt their sexuality
Bugs Bunny. They both love to flaunt their sexuality
is she a genius because she works smart and not necessarily hard?
No, she's a genius because she sequenced the genome of the Variegated Wood Flit, an extremely rare moth from the jungles of Brazil. I find it surprising that we never hear about that.
No, she's a genius because she sequenced the genome of the Variegated Wood Flit, an extremely rare moth from the jungles of Brazil. I find it surprising that we never hear about that.
what do you envision in her future?
She has no future. She will die in prison before the week is out from a self-inflicted head trauma.
She has no future. She will die in prison before the week is out from a self-inflicted head trauma.
aren't you jealous of her?
On the contrary, SHE is jealous of ME. Get a few drinks in her and she'll admit it.
On the contrary, SHE is jealous of ME. Get a few drinks in her and she'll admit it.
do you think she's really that attractive, talented, kind, naive, naughty or is it just an act?
I wasn't aware that she had EVER acted "kind". Was that actually documented??
I wasn't aware that she had EVER acted "kind". Was that actually documented??
what do you love/hate about her?
i love her gimpy eye. I hate her dog.
i love her gimpy eye. I hate her dog.
who should she marry?
Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise.
what is most or least appealing about her?
Most appealing: The fact that she's fluent in the Alsatian dialect. Least Appealing: Her refusal to get her feet pedicured.
Most appealing: The fact that she's fluent in the Alsatian dialect. Least Appealing: Her refusal to get her feet pedicured.
how has she managed to go beyond the infamous 15 minutes of fame?
Dick Cheney interceded on her behalf.
Dick Cheney interceded on her behalf.
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READERS' responses
20 June 2007 submitted by Z.K.
20 June 2007 submitted by J.S.
19 June 2007 submitted by M.N.
19 June 2007 submitted by M.G.
19 June 2007 submitted by V.B.
19 June 2007 submitted by J.G.
14 June 2007 submitted by T.S.
13 June 2007 submitted by H.M.
13 June 2007 submitted by S.S.
12 June 2007 submitted by E.H.
11 June 2007 submitted by Z.A.
08 June 2007 submitted by J.F.
08 June 2007 submitted by L.
07 June 2007 submitted by W.M.
06 June 2007 submitted by R.K.
05 June 2007 submitted by I.T.
READERS' responses
20 June 2007 submitted by Z.K.
20 June 2007 submitted by J.S.
19 June 2007 submitted by M.N.
19 June 2007 submitted by M.G.
19 June 2007 submitted by V.B.
19 June 2007 submitted by J.G.
14 June 2007 submitted by T.S.
13 June 2007 submitted by H.M.
13 June 2007 submitted by S.S.
12 June 2007 submitted by E.H.
11 June 2007 submitted by Z.A.
08 June 2007 submitted by J.F.
08 June 2007 submitted by L.
07 June 2007 submitted by W.M.
06 June 2007 submitted by R.K.
05 June 2007 submitted by I.T.
